Some stupid questions people ask!!!

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...


Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..




2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on

your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?


Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try
again.




3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.


Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?




4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.




5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years

Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big !!


Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.




6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's
just the money.




7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you moron !!




8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?


Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......




9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?


Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.




10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke ?

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and
now it's in flames.

So Close, Yet So Far!!!

14th Feb "Valentines Day".....It's been 3 years for our relationship, gosh time sure does fly. Every moment with you has been a blessing. In this short time that we've been together,we have grown so much and I can't wait to see that the future holds for us!!!Being far away from you is very difficult, not sharing each day with you and not being to hold you whenever i hurt, want you so much.....but I know at the end of this I'll find you again.

You stood by my side, when things were good or were bad...you listened and saying "Everything Gonna Be Alright"!!! The truth is I just can't imagine my life without you. You have been there for me through everything. The day we met was fate, my dream come true....

I'm proud of the person you are. I love the way you are with me and others..Be with me forever and ever...I love you so much, with all my heart and soul..always and forever......